That thing we have to do.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/chicken_shit_asteroid_veers_away



So basically we almost got destroyed by this asteroid, but then the little punk realized that he would get destroyed also, so he chickened out.

This article really means a lot to me. I think it says so much about the state of the world and the need for courageous men and women to rise up and do what they have to do to save everybody around them. Had this asteroid decided that it wasnt a wuss, there wouldnt have been anybody large enough to catch the asteroid, or hit it with an enormous baseball bat and send it back to where it came from. We either need to find a way to resurrect Paul Bunyan, or lift the ban on steroids in MLB.

I think that everybody should just get along.